scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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