It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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