Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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