Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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