The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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