Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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