its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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