Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Oh god it's open bar.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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