it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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