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you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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