omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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