my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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