Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
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I wish life had little blips of pornography
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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