I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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