Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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