He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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