We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
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It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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