Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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