we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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