For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I know her cup size but not her name....
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