Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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