no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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