And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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