Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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