I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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