U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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