McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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