There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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