Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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