It's like God shit irony all over that family
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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