apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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