I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm sobbing to NWA
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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