He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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