i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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