Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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