gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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