wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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