at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
