dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Randomize
