I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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