when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Can you bring me the toilet please
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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