So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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