just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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