i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
this boner is exhausting
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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