Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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