if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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