New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
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