It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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