she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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