He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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