Nicole vs. Life
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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