There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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