Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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