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(305): View more from Florida

I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".

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(831): View more from California

It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter

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(928): View more from Arizona

Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend

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(351): View more from Massachusetts

I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises

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