i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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